Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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