Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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