home. puking in laundry basket.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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