another moral hangover. fuck.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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