It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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