where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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