I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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