She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
