it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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