you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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