Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have already put on my inside pants.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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