Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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