No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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