My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
