Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's blow job season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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