Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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