just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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