You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Farmville is her only friend.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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