Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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