i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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