she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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