You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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