My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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