i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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