Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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