I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys