y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?