just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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