Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
operation have a gay friend backfired
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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