What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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