Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Did I show you my penis last night?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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