u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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