I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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