Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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