bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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