Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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