Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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