Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
