No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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