Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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