singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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