you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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