imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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