I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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