So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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