By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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