i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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