I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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