"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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