guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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