With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
this hospital has no fireball
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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