Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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