Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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