Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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