How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
