Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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