I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
the raccoons are back...
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